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WIN 2 AIRLINE TICKETS ALL EXPENSES PAID TO THE 2012 OLYMPIC GAMES Committee.

To participate is very easy, just view the attached photo, correctly
answer the following questions and send your answers to the
International Olympic Committee:

1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?
2. Which ones are male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group?
5. Which one is the teacher?

Good LUCK !!!!

 


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Never Skip Breakfast

Importance of Having Breakfast

Breakfast can help prevent strokes, heart attack and sudden death. Advice on not to skip breakfast!

Healthy living. For those who always skip breakfast, you should stop that habit now! You’ve heard many times that “Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.” Now, recent research confirms that one of the worst practices you can develop may be avoiding breakfast. Why?
Because the frequency of heart attack, sudden death, and stroke peaks between 6: 00a.m. and noon, with the highest incidence being between 8: 00a.m. and 10:00a.m.What mechanism within the body could account for this significant jump in sudden death in the early morning hours? We may have an Answer. Platelet, tiny elements in the blood that keep us from bleeding to Death if we get a cut, can clump together inside our arteries due to Cholesterol or plaque buildup in the artery lining. It is in the morning hours that platelets become the most activated and tend to form these internal blood clots at the greatest frequency.

However, eating even a very light breakfast prevents the morning platelet activation that is associated with heart attacks and strokes. Studies performed at Memorial University in St.Johns,   Newfoundland found that eating a light, very low-fat breakfast was critical in modifying the morning platelet activation. Subjects in the study consumed either low-fat or fat-free yogurt, orange juice, fruit, and a source of protein coming from yogurt or fat-free milk. So if you skip breakfast, it’s important that you change this practice immediately in light of this research. Develop a simple plan to eat cereal, such as oatmeal or Bran Flakes, along with six ounces of grape juice or orange juice, and perhaps a piece of fruit. This simple plan will keep your platelets from sticking together, keep blood clots from forming, and perhaps head off a potential Heart Attack or stroke. So never ever skip breakfast.

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zardari going?


Interesting Facts about Presidents of Pakistan
at Age “64”


*Sikander Mirza Died @ 64 Years of Age

*Ayub Khan Died @ 64 Years of Age.

*Yahya Khan Died @ 64 Years of Age

*Fazal Elahi Died @ 64 Years of Age

*Zia Ul Haq Died @ 64 Years of Age


And

Asif Zardari ? ? ? ? ? Will Be 64 In 2010


Awam Se Apeal Ki Jati Hai Sabar Karein


Ek Saal Ki Tu Baat Hai.

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MNA Salaries

Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of NATIONAL ASSEMBLY (MNA ) Pakistan

Ø         Monthly Salary : Rs. 120,000  to 200,000
Ø         Expense for Constitution  per month : Rs.100,000

Ø         Office expenditure per  month : Rs.140,000
Ø         Traveling concession (Rs.  8 per km) : Rs.48,000 (For a visit to ISLAMABAD & return): 6000 km
Ø         Daily BETA during  Assembly  meets : Rs.500
Ø         Charge for 1st class (A/C)  in train : Free (For any number of times all over  PAKISTAN)
Ø         Charge for Business Class in flights: Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P.A.)
Ø         Rent for Govt.. hostel any  where: Free
Ø         Electricity costs at home  : Free up to 50,000 units
Ø         Local phone call charge :   Free up to 1,70,000 calls
Ø         TOTAL expense for a MNA  per year : Rs. 32,000,000
Ø         TOTAL expense for 5 years  : Rs. 1,60,000,000
Ø         For 534 MNA, the expense  for 5 years :  
Rs. 85 , 440,000,000 (more than 800 Korores)

corruption
And they are elected by THE PEOPLE OF PAKISTAN, through a democratic process of this world, not intruded into the assembly on their own or by any qualification.

This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on our regular commodities…
Think of the great democracy we have……………

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Dont Mock God

DID YOU KNOW THESE FACTS? I’M SURE YOU DIDN’T TILL NOW

Here are some who mocked God

  • Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil):During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency.Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.
  • Cazuza (Bio-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ), while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said: ‘God, that’s for you.’He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.
  • Bon Scott (Singer)The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang: ‘Don’t stop me; I’m going down all the way, down the highway to hell’.On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.
  • In Campinas, Brazil, a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend… The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car: ‘My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.’ She responded: ‘Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here… It’s Already Full ‘Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died, the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact. The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none were broken!
  • The man who built the TitanicAfter the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said: ‘Not even God can sink it’The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic

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Pass this message…

Hope that you don’t ignore and let Allah {God} bless you.
And remember seek Him whilst He may be found!!!

“Do not walk proudly on the earth; your feet cannot tear apart the earth nor are you as tall as the mountains”
(Holy Qur’an, 17:37)

“He {God} does not love the proud ones”
(Holy Qur’an, 16:23)

“Is not hell the dwelling of the arrogant ones?”
(Holy Qur’an, 39:60)

“Leave alone those who take their religion to be mere play and amusement, and are deceived by the life of this world. But proclaim (to them) this (truth): that every soul delivers itself to ruin by its own acts: it will find for itself no protector or intercessor except Allah. If it offered every ransom, (or reparation), none will be accepted: such is (the end of) those who deliver themselves to ruin by their own acts: they will have for drink (only) boiling water, and for punishment, one most grievous: for they persisted in rejecting Allah.”

{Holy Qur’an, 6:70}

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haha nice practical example of ‘english language slaughter’

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Deadly scrabble

This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I’ve received in a while. Someone out there must be “deadly” at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you r earrange the letters
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters
HERE COME DOTS

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters
DIRTY ROOM

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters
LIES – LET’S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When y ou rearrange the letters
ALAS !  NO MORE Z’S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters
I’M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES :
When you rearrange the letters
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters
TWELVE PLUS ONE

 

– – – AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE – – –

 

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters
WOMAN HITLER


Bet your friends haven’t seen this one ! ! !
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