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easiest quiz

WORLD’S EASIEST QUIZ!

(Passing requires only 3 correct answers out of 10!)

Only total thicko’s will fail!!



1) How long did the Hundred Years’ War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VIth‘s first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

Remember, you need only 3 correct answers to pass.
Check your answers below.















ANSWERS




1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November

5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of? Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs

7) What was King George VIth‘s first name? Albert

8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange (of course!)



What do you mean, you failed?!!

Me, too…!!!

Pass this on to some “brilliant” friends, so that they may feel useless too!

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Warning..!!! !

WARNING FROM POLICE

BEWARE OF PAPER ON THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE.

”never get down of your vehicle to remove that paper”

NEW WAY TO CAR-JACKING

Heads up everyone! Please keep this circulating. You walk across the
car park, unlock your car and get inside.. You start the engine and
put it into Reverse.

When you look into the rear-view mirror to back out of your space,
you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear screen.
So you stop, and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or
whatever it is), because it is obstructing your view. Then when you
reach the back of your car, is when the car-jackers appear out of
nowhere. They jump in and take off.

BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED.

Already 28 Such Cases have been reported from JEDDAH, RIYADH & DAMMAM

If you see a piece of paper stuck to the back window, lock your doors and just drive away. Remove the paper later. And be thankful that you read this e-mail. I hope you will forward this to friends and family.

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Pak Studies Question Paper in year 2010

Attempt any 5 questions and question# 6 is compulsory


Q 1. Describe the mechanism of load shedding and blood shedding in Pakistan?
Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in your own words?
Q 3. What is a Roti? Briefly explain relationship between Shahbaz and roti?
Q 4. Draw labeled diagram of a suicide jacket, also describe its function?
Q 5. What is PETROL used for? Support your answer with logical examples?
Q 6. Which part of Pak is yet not sold to US?
Q 7. Differentiate between Aata and FATA?

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nuclear shit

An American was seated next to a little Persian girl on the airplane when the he turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk.. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. ‘The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, ‘What would you like to talk about?’  ‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the american. Since you are Iranian ‘How about Nuclear power?’ and he smiles.  ‘OK, ‘ she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.  A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass – Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’  The american, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says,    ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.’
To which the little girl replies,

‘Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power……………..
when you don’t know

SHIT !!!!!!

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Pass The Butter

Pass  The Butter ..

This is  interesting . ..  .

Margarine  was originally manufactured  to fatten  turkeys.  When it killed  the turkeys, the people who had put  all  the money into the research wanted a payback so  they put their  heads together to figure  out what to do with this product to get   their money  back.
It  was a white substance with no food appeal   so they added the yellow colouring and  sold it to people to use in place of butter.   How do you like it?   They have come  out  with some clever new flavourings..

DO   YOU KNOW..
The  difference between margarine and butter?

Read  on to the end…gets very interesting!

Both   have the same amount of  calories.

Butter   is slightly higher in saturated fats  at 8   grams; compared    to 5  grams for  margarine.

Eating margarine can increase heart  disease in  women by 53% over    eating the same amount of butter,  according to a recent  Harvard   Medical Study.

Eating butter increases  the absorption of  many other  nutrients in   other foods.

Butter has  many nutritional  benefits where margarine has  a few  and
only   because  they are  added!

Butter tastes  much better than  margarine and it can enhance the flavours of   other foods.

Butter has  been around for centuries where margarine has  been around for less  than 100  years .

And  now, for  Margarine..

Very  High in Trans fatty  acids.

Triples  risk of coronary heart  disease .
Increases   total  cholesterol and LDL (this  is the bad cholesterol ) and  lowers HDL  cholesterol, (the good  cholesterol)

Increases   the risk of cancers up to five  times..

Lowers   quality of breast  milk.

Decreases  immune response.

Decreases insulin response.

And   here’s the most disturbing fact….  HERE  IS  THE  PART  THAT   IS  VERY  INTERESTING!

Margarine is  but ONE   MOLECULE away   from  being PLASTIC… and  shares 27 ingredients with PAINT

These  facts alone were enough to have me avoiding  margarine for life  and anything else that  is hydrogenated (this means hydrogen is   added,  changing the molecular  structure of the  substance).

You   can try this  yourself:

Purchase   a tub of margarine and leave it open in  your garage or shaded  area.  Within a  couple of days you will notice a couple of  things:

*   no flies, not even those pesky fruit flies  will go near it  (that should tell you  something)

*   it does not rot or smell differently  because it has no  nutritional value ;  nothing will grow on it. Even those teeny weeny  microorganisms will not a find a home to grow.   Why?   Because  it is  nearly plastic .   Would you melt your Tupperware and   spread that  on your toast?

Share   This With Your Friends…..(If you want to  butter  them up’)!

Chinese  Proverb: When  someone shares something of value with you and  you benefit from it,  you have a   moral obligation to share it with   others.

Pass  the BUTTER !!!

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Realizing the fact

The problems you face will either defeat you or develop you – depending on how you respond to them. Unfortunately, most people fail to see how God wants to use problems for good in their lives. They react foolishly and resent their problems rather than pausing to consider what benefit they might bring.

Here are five ways God wants to use the problems in your life:

1. God uses problems to DIRECT you.
Sometimes God must light a fire under you to get you moving. Problems often point us in a new direction and motivate us to change. Is God trying to get your attention? “Sometimes it takes a painful situation to make us change our ways.”

2. God uses problems to INSPECT you.
People are like tea bags…if you want to know what’s inside them, just drop them into hot ever water! Has God tested your faith with a problem What do problems reveal about
you? “When you have many kinds of troubles, you should be full of joy, because you know that these troubles test your faith, and this will give you patience.”

3. God uses problems to CORRECT you.
Some lessons we learn only through pain and failure. It’s likely that as a child your parents told you not to touch a hot stove…. But you probably learned by being burned. Sometimes we only learn the value of something… health, money, a relationship. .. by losing it. “It was the best thing that could have happened to me, for it taught me to pay attention to your laws.”

4. God uses problems to PROTECT you.
A problem can be a blessing in disguise if it prevents you from being harmed by something more serious. Last year a friend was fired for refusing to do something unethical that his boss had asked him to do. His unemployment was a problem – but it saved him from being convicted and sent to prison a year later when management’s actions were eventually discovered. “You intended to harm me, but God intended it for good…

5. God uses problems to PERFECT you.
Problems, when responded to correctly, are character builders. God is far more interested in your character than your comfort. Your relationship to God and your character are the only two things you’re going to take with you into eternity. “We can rejoice when we run into problems…they help us learn to be patient. And patience develops strength of character in us and helps us trust God more each time we use it until finally our hope and faith are strong and steady.”

Here’s the point:

God is at work in your life – even when you do not recognize it or understand it.
But it’s much easier and profitable when you cooperate with HIM.

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